Drippy Ed, what will we do with him? Drugs don't work. We've tried. Diapers, well you could do that but really they're meant for girl dogs and the absorbent parts are all in the wrong places. So..I tried making him a Drip Stop. He's wearing the prototype now. It's about two and a half inches wide, made of fleece (ugly fleece) and closes with velcro (currently the closure is on his back) I think it might work better on the bottom if he tolerates it well. Basically he's wearing a sort of doggy cumberband, that covers his leaky bits. It's been half an hour and 0 attempts to remove it. I have it secured with Velcro.(Yes, the real 3M stuff you freaks, otherwise I would have called it hook and loop fastener.) This should allow it to be removed easily to send him outside, and go back on fast on his way inside. Maybe this will be the end of the thrice daily house mopping. We'll see.