Reasons we shouldn't take away all the guns

CNN.com - Woman beats off burglar with gnome - Apr 15, 2005

So this little old lady has to defend herself with a garden gnome. If she'd had a gun the burglar would be dead, and the garden gnome alive.

The injustice of it all escapes you I'm sure. Also.. Really getting a rolling pin to be her backup weapon. Even if she'd run him off with a gnome, having something more potent than kitchen wear would have been handy I think.