cursed snow scraper

As some of you may know I have a habit of getting into car accidents. No, I haven't been in another one. The most recent accident of note was October 1, 2004. But I am at something like 17 in 16 years of driving.

I've been thinking the only thing common to all the cars all along is this one snow scraper. It doesn't really get used. It just rides around in my trunk. I should have left it in the truck I totaled clearly. Or the car I totaled years before. Or any of the other cars I've gotten rid of along the way. I haven't. I think I need a cleric to destroy the cursed item. I can't just throw it away. It comes back, really I put it in the trash outside a job once. It was in my front seat wating for me when I got out of work. I suspect somebody rescued it for me.

Anybody want the job? let me know about your qualifications.